cobbadog
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Jan 26, 2013 17:00:43 GMT -12
Post by cobbadog on Jan 26, 2013 17:00:43 GMT -12
I used to be indecisive,,,,,,,,, But now I'm not so sure !!!
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Feb 20, 2013 4:21:02 GMT -12
Post by skyetoyman on Feb 20, 2013 4:21:02 GMT -12
Wife Wanted.Must be good in bed and be a good cook. Must have boat and outboard. Please send picture of boat and outboard.
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Apr 19, 2013 6:46:05 GMT -12
Post by chillidog on Apr 19, 2013 6:46:05 GMT -12
HUMOR FOR THE DAY ~ A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note : romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstorm and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the note :
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my Love"
"PS The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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Feb 12, 2014 21:19:54 GMT -12
Post by blista on Feb 12, 2014 21:19:54 GMT -12
Why old blokes don’t get hired-
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man : "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man : "I don't really give a fxxx what you think!"
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